premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….what is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

mervall:

The highlights of Percy Jackson and the Greek Gods by Rick Riordan.

I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle

jessschultz:

Jellicious by Jess Schultz

Haha, okay so I was cruisin’ through my WIP folder and stumbled upon these jellyfish drawings I did like… 5ever ago. And being a lover of jellyfish and all sorts of ocean life, I was like, “shit, this would make an amazing pattern”. Gonna put this up on spoonflower, I think!

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

shutupanddiehl:

runmonsterun:

Oh Tim

Gif Source

Anonymous

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

themyskira:

I see you, Shiva. Searching the world for your death.

Keep searching.

Help I have a presentation soon and I only finished the power point 15 minutes ago